Religious Views of Life
Religious Views of Life
Taoism
Shit happens.
Confucianism
Confucius says, shit happens.
Buddhism
If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
Zen
What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism
Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism
If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism
I don’t believe this shit.
Agnosticism
What is this shit?
For all you sensitive people, this is just some funny SHIT, not my take on any of these religions.
"This was found in the tattoo artist's home. Original author not known. Sent to my by Sonu.
Taoism
Shit happens.
Confucianism
Confucius says, shit happens.
Buddhism
If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
Zen
What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism
Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism
If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism
I don’t believe this shit.
Agnosticism
What is this shit?
For all you sensitive people, this is just some funny SHIT, not my take on any of these religions.
"This was found in the tattoo artist's home. Original author not known. Sent to my by Sonu.
posted by Alfonzo at 7:52 AM
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